Funny Insults

Aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine!

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?

Do I look like a fucking people person?

This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

If I want to hear the putter-patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Sarcasm is just another service we offer.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

Nice perfume! Must you marinate in it?

Friday 10 November 2006